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27. College grad. Texas. Food. Blunts. Cats.

ubercharge:

sindri42:

bettsplendens:

dallasrecklessandrelentless:

That fuckin smile at the end

To the worried person in the comments: 

No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink, which is a Pokemon that supposedly powers its heart by bouncing, and as such can’t stop moving. Hummingbirds don’t sit often because they’re busy looking for food, but they can and do sit. The females sit on eggs in nests, after all, and they do have to sleep. 

Fun fact: the leg muscles of a hummingbird are so stripped down to save on weight that they cannot walk. They can step sideways along a branch or other perch, but they cannot go forward without taking flight.

However they absolutely do stop moving. In fact, hummingbirds hibernate! Overnight. Instead of sleeping. Because if they tried to sleep like a normal animal their hyperactive metabolism would mean that they starve to death before breakfast.

Unrelated fun fact: the primary Aztec god of war would take on the form of a hummingbird, and the souls of the bravest warriors were said to turn into hummingbirds in order to join him after death, presumably because every hummingbird is approximately four grams of pure concentrated asskicking which fears no man nor beast and will gladly throw down with somebody seventeen thousand times their size if offended.

this is a really cool post and i love seeing such a small bird but reading “No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink” killed me 

pupmon1:
“ virfujiwara:
“Me @ me
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Me rn
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psychodelicategirl:

livelaughlacroix:

blairwitchz:

Catherine O'Hara wearing a glove as a headband in BEETLEJUICE (1988) || Catherine O'Hara wearing a wig as a hat in SCHITT’S CREEK (2019)

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AN ICON


wonderytho:
“meirl
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dragonrex:

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Too lazy to walk. Pls carry me.

vikingalitarian:

classyguykai:

tigerssjaw:

So how do u kill your self without actually dying

Love someone who doesn’t love you back

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scottymouth:

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Originally posted by kingbydivineright



inistioge:

me fighting intrusive violent thoughts


setheverman:
“ emerald-imperial:
“please look at my cat’s feet
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ankle tattoos? lol what a hipster
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caffeinatedfeminist:

Your daughters do not exist to give you grandchildren

caantt:

sixpenceee:

By using a camera and computer vision software it is possible to make a fish control a robot car over land. By swimming towards an interesting object, the fish can explore the world beyond the limits of his tank. Via Studio diip

Ugh yes. Give him the tools to rule.

eyesoftirnoch:

ethersaga:

unmute this now

when you can’t stop thinking of that one joke